The ONLY legitimate conspiracy theory

[Harte]

All the others are bogus but this one.

I've come to understand that the military of Australia has come into possession of some sort of miraculous technology that they refuse to share with the rest of us.

I have it on very good authority from an Aussie military man that they are in possession of six different technologies that no one else has - he has even gone as far as to call them "magic."

The first four appear to involve some sort of sonics, based on clues I've been able to uncover.

The last two are completely unknown and are likely to remain hidden until they have the need to use them. I believe they are likely to involve some sort of doomsday device (the fifth one) and possibly time travel (the sixth one.)

Are they Aussies planning to kill us all while simultaneously escaping our doom by jumping into the future - or the past?

Absolute and incontrovertible proof for what I say can be found in the video at this link:

Link.

Let me know what you think.

Harte

 

[Wildman]

This is truly amazing!

 

[Einstein]

I think Harte is just trying to push everyone's buttons again.

 

[Night Vision]

I think Harte is just trying to push everyone's buttons again.

No button pushing

 

[Harte]

My son is 18 (two days ago) and autistic and still makes me listen to that video multiple times back to back almost daily. It occurred to me that they indicate in the song what happens when you push one of the buttons only four times, whereas they also clearly say they have 6 buttons.

Made me wonder about those other two.

I post for my own entertainment (even with this post I'm typing,) not for any one else's or to push anyone's buttons. I thought it was funny, ergo I was entertained.

If anyone has something against The Wiggles, I suggest you try Barney. After all, the Wiggle's music is all original, while Barney makes up new lyrics to nursery songs.

Barney sucks more than The Wiggles. Around here, that makes the Wiggles a top choice.

In this life, you take what little enjoyment you can while you can.

Harte

 

[Night Vision]

My son is 18 (two days ago) and autistic and still makes me listen to that video multiple times back to back almost daily. It occurred to me that they indicate in the song what happens when you push one of the buttons only four times, whereas they also clearly say they have 6 buttons.

Made me wonder about those other two.

I post for my own entertainment (even with this post I'm typing,) not for any one else's or to push anyone's buttons. I thought it was funny, ergo I was entertained.

If anyone has something against The Wiggles, I suggest you try Barney. After all, the Wiggle's music is all original, while Barney makes up new lyrics to nursery songs.

Barney sucks more than The Wiggles. Around here, that makes the Wiggles a top choice.

In this life, you take what little enjoyment you can while you can.

Harte

That's true Harte that is why I am such a weirdo and I enjoy it most the time All I do is work so when ever I get a chance to be entertained I take it Don't really like Barney much these days either but my son really liked Barney when he was younger. I even had his first Halloween trick-or-treating costume made of Barney when he was two which he never wanted to take off ever and I am not real familiar with the Wiggles music but I like this show

 

[Harte]

Never heard of it. Hope my son doesn't see it.

Harte

 

[duntpasstome]

This one is my particular favourite. Nothing wrong with a bit of wiggle.